Say no to DIY! Another Easter weekend passes by and I still haven't finished decorating the main bedroom, maybe the idea of spending one for the few extended weekends like millions of others with paint brush in hand just too depressing. As is traditional at this time of year but more dependant on the tide than Easter is the Boat Race. As we live so close to the river and near the finish we always pop down to pretend we went to one of England’s foremost seats of learning, but every year I come away thinking that as a spectator sport it sucks. You wait around for ages then it’s all over in less than a few minutes as the boats flash past, at least in the the yawn inducing Formula One they go past more than once. Besides how many of them are actual students? My time undoubtedly would been better spend playing Brothers in Arms which is currently sat in the drive on the Xbox. Whilst atmospheric and emotionally involving it lacks total freedom of movement but is a worthy replacement for the excellent Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II. Oh and based on the current antics in the Conservative Party do the idiots ever want to be in Government again? I guess not.