If only I'd know I could have voted. Channel 4 on Saturday at 8:00pm is screening '100 Worse Britons', yet another of those endless 'list' programmes that have become a central part of C4's schedule. This will probably be more of the interesting ones, not because it will actually have the 100 Worse Britons in it but because it will be a snap shot of the our current opinion of the army of mindless z-list celebrity fodder paraded before us every day. Sadly I suspect it won't contain any actual 'Worse Britons' like feeble minded politicians and CEOs of large corporation who take fat bonus' whilst laying people off. The rules stipulate that the Worst Briton must be British (obviously) and alive (eh?) and not currently in prison or pending trial. Damn...no Jeffrey Archer.