I was idling channel hopping last night when I happened upon a football match played between some blokes in brightly coloured shirts. They were playing for some London boroughs if memory serves and by all accounts it was quite important. I had to laugh when one of the commentators, for that is what they call them, remarked that the Spanish referee (the one in the black getup) was adjudicating at a very 'English' occasion. He must have felt a prize pillock when his companion pointed out that only six of the twenty two players were actually UK Passport holders. I understand the guys in the red and white shirts lost....ho hum!